Sign in the local Optometrist's window: If you can read this sign we don't need to make an appointment.What is the difference between a cop car and a pineapple?On a pineapple the pricks are on the outside.Mummy, mummy, where is daddy?Shut up and keep filling in the hole.This one is compliments of DennisMURPHY'S LAWS OF COMBATYou are not a supermanIf it's stupid, but works, it's not stupid.Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.When in doubt, empty your magazine.Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you are.If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.No plan survives the first contact intact.All five second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo.If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.The important things are always simple.The simple things are always hard.The. " Kathryn began to object. "John I…" "Silence!" I said, quickly cutting her off. " I would like nothing more than to fuck you, Kathryn, but it will be on my terms. I will not perform for Dennis or on Dennis. If he gets off on watching me fuck his wife then he will be a very happy man when we are finished." Kathryn was beautiful at that moment. She seemed lit from within as she realized what I was telling her. "Secondly," I said, causing her to completely focus again on my words. "I will not go in front of Dennis fumbling like some teenagers on Prom night. You will do exactly what I tell you to when I tell you too understand?" "Yes John, I..." she began again. "Quiet, little one. Now listen to me." She stopped talking and stood there waiting for me to speak. Leaning over I pressed the no calls or visitors button on my phone. I leaned back putting my feet up on the corner desk, my eyes traveled very deliberately down Kathryn's white blouse noticing how her bra was visible.
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