A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, “Begging Your pardon Sir, but I thought you were going to punish him.” God smiled. “Think about it -- who can he tell?”She’s Apple’s MateWhat do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple!Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple MacHow do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.What kind of apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.What did the apple say to the apple pie? “You’ve got some crust.”If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs!How do you get the most apples at. The way I see it, you can’t guarantee that, so I’ll have to take it.”Gabriel hit him on the other shoulder.“I’m sorry! I’m so sorry!” Julius literally cried.His head raced with thoughts. He had to get out of this! Why had he been so stupid? Why Roxanne? The bat hit him again and he lost control of his bowels. He wet himself. “Jesus Christ.” he thought, “Why did I do this? She could have been replaced.”He realized he had gone to far this time, that there wasn’t a way back. Deep inside he had always known a day like this would come, but now that it had arrived he feared the outcome. By now his head was so full with processing the mistakes he made, flashing his life before his eyes and what was to come, he couldn’t think straight anymore and involuntarily cried for his mother.Gabriel knelt down and pulled Julius’s head up by his hair. Momentarily calm, he whispered: “You’re going to die now. But it won’t be over. Some day in the future I will die too and I'll meet you in the next world..
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