The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly." Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job."Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"The Doctor replied, "Same problem,. Tony went off to college out of state, but my dad couldn’t afford college, so I went from job to job. I always took the opportunity to visit Tony whenever he was down for the summer; I would hang out every day at his house, what Tony didn’t know was that now I was hanging out with him just to be near Mrs. C. I missed being around her. Anyway I went over to see Tony one day, and Mrs. C answered the door. “Hi mom is Tony home” “Come in mike, no Tony left for school this morning” Of course I knew that I just wanted to be around her so I pretended like I didn’t know” “Oh man, I thought he was leaving tomorrow Oh well I guess I better go” “Don’t be silly Mike come on in, are you hungry? I can make you a sandwich” “That sounds great, mom do you have any ham” “Sure honey, here sit down” I sat down and watched Mrs. C. make the sandwich; she was wearing a nice sundress. Whenever she walked by the back door leading out to the pool it became rather see through, and you could make out her.
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