Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht. Sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”Why did god create man before he created woman? Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it.I heard that in a poll of millennials, 50% of the males admitted they’d be willing to date female robots. I understand that in another poll, only 3% of female robots said they would be willing to date male millennials, mainly. .." Within seconds,Hannah's phone is in her hands and she's furiously typing into it. Ashort while later, my iPad pings, and I can't help but laugh at thenotification on it.'Facebook: confirm that you are in a relationship with Hannah Dexter.'Grinning wickedly, I open up Facebook and confirm the 'relationshipstatus change', and inevitably notifications come flooding in, mostlylikes, a few 'OMG' comments and a few people complaining that AprilFool's Day was earlier in the month! When a comment comes through fromStuart that simply reads 'prove it', Hannah and I look at each otherand, somehow suppressing giggles, take a selfie of us deeply kissingeach other, posting it in the comments to much hilarity!"I've now snogged three of the Angels," I muse aloud as we giggle at thereaction to our 'update'."Really?" Hannah asks me. "Do tell..." ...I don't kiss and tell," I say, playfully sticking my tongue out at theblonde woman."Not even for your 'girlfriend'?" Hannah pouts."A lost bet and an.
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