... keep your mouth shut.Fixing the dentsOne day a Stepford Wife entered an auto body shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car.The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents.He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out.The Stepford Wives went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when The Stepford Wife from across the street walked over and asked what she was doing?After hearing the whole story the second Stepford Wife pauses for a moment then responds, “Hello! The windows are down!”The Church GossipMildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business.Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to. Mjhe aate aate der ho gaye aur main raat k aath baje ghar pahunchaa,mom ne kaha phool mere ghar mein rakh de aur mooh haanth dhoo kar khana khaa le,main khana khaa kar apnay kamre main sone chala gaya,2 ghante ho gaye par mjhe nind nhi aa rhi thi ,meri dimaag mein kitchen wali baat thi,aachnak mom ne kaha bete meri kamray main aa jaa main bathroom jaa rhi hoon ,main mom k kamre mein gaya,Main ne jalanay gaya to mom ne kaha bulb fuse hai,lmain bistar par jaa kar late gaya ,room se bahut achi khusboo aa rhi thi,main sone laga achanak room ki light on hui main ne dekha ,kamra pura suhaag raat k liye saja huaa hai aur mom bilkul dulhan k tarah saj kar mere pass glass mein doodh le kar aa rhi hai,mjhe vishwas nhi ho rha thaa,mom dheere dheere mere pass aa gaye aur mjhe doodh ka glass diya aur bed par baith gaye,main ne doodh piya aur glass rakh kar apni mom ki taraf baith gaya,main ne mom ki ghoonghat utara aur unka gaal par kiss kiya,phir main ne unki ear rings utari aur unki kaan par.
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