IDIOT SIGHTING.I live in a semi rural area.We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEAR CROSSING sign on our road.The reason: 'Too many dears are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.My daughter went to a Mexican fastfood and ordered a taco.She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.IDIOT SIGHTING.I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'IDIOT SIGHTING.The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.I. He was one of Anita`s old friends and I knew he had fucked my sexy wife in the past…So I figured that I would find them having sex but I was wrong. After grabbing a beer from the kitchen I looked in the bedroom but it was empty.I looked out at the pool in the back yard and there I could see their heads over the backs of our lounge chairs. I eased on down to join them.Charlie had on a swimsuit and my sweet wife was fully naked; her tight body nicely tanned. I wondered if they were there resting after a good fucking… Our friend then told me he had been trying to convince my lovely wife into doing a nice double penetration. But Ana laughed, saying our both dicks were too huge for her tight rear entrance…I offered her we could try and see. I told her I would take her tight anus, since she always had said that I was a little bit thicker than Charlie. He could fuck her sweet and wet pussy…Before she could answer my proposal, I went to use the bathroomWhen I got back there, Anita was.
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