They came through my wife’s work email.* I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.* I need to practice Social-distancing from the refrigerator* Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —The Living Room or The Bedroom.* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.* Home-schooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.* I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.* This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came in my house and told my dog ... we laughed a lot.* Quarantine Day 30: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.* My body has absorbed so. “I am doing ok.”“Looks like it,” she replied smelling the whiskey on his breath.“I am sorry things haven’t worked out with Natasha,” Marina continued as she walked in.She cleared some crap off the sofa and sat down.“Would you like a drink?”“What do you have beside whiskey?”“I’ve got gin!” Alex exclaimed.“I’ll take whiskey then.”Alex poured them both a glass and sat on the sofa next to her. Marina’s hair was up, and she looked like a vision in a knee-length black dress and black high heel boots. “Charlotte seemed to take the news well,” Marina exclaimed.“What do you mean?”“I know about the night of passion you two had.”“Oh, it was a long time ago.”“Nevertheless, she feels something for you. And I think that feeling is reciprocated.”“I doubt it. I think she hates me.”“I think you would be surprised, Alex.”Alex poured them another glass of whiskey. And then another. It was getting late and Marina’s husband Connor was away. Alex suggested she might as well stay there. He had loads of.
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