’ David: ‘Why? Sudden change of plans?’ [ruckus in background] Tommy: ‘Nope, we decided to grab a bite across the street. Wild Wings is always a great place to pregame.’ David: ‘It’s also a place teeming with under aged college brats.’ Tommy: [gasp] ‘We were all once an under aged college brat, Davy. ‘ David: [snatches phone and hangs up] ‘Stop calling me Davy. Harry, what’s going on my man!’ [bear hugs and slaps on the back]. Harry: Nothing much, just starved. Thomas and Michael had me out all day without a decent meal.’ David: [shakes head in disappointment] ‘Those bastards. Where’s Jay? I thought tonight was his night?’ Tommy: ‘He’s already inside waiting on us. You know how things can get packed in Wild Wings so he found us a table.’ David: ‘That’s why Jason was always my favorite. Aside from Harry, he’s the other logical one.’ Mike: [snorts] ‘Yeah, only when it comes to food.’ [crosses street and enters restaurant] Jason: ‘Holy cow look at you pieces of shit!’ [Unanimous. There is no need to remind you every six months.I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is going to be. He is going to really be pissed when he finds out how much his divorces is going to cost.My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Curiosity’s early pictures showed no signs of ESPN, beer, or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.My mother-in-law is coming I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.Men have feelings too, for example, we feel hungry.I once won an argument with a woman ... In this dream I had.If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I’m not sure I want it. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I’m an annoying.It’s funny that when my girlfriend gives me the “silent treatment” she thinks it’s punishment.Judging by the frying pan is whizzing by my head, I did something. I can’t wait to find out what was.The Morning.
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