So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids. He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent. He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked, “How many children do you have? He answered: “Twelve.”The agent asked, “Where are the others?”The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered, “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”MORAL: It’s not necessary to lie; one only has to choose the right words ... and don’t forget, most politicians are, unfortunately, lawyers.Four Husbands The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.“Interesting,” the newsman thought.He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three. We have an opening forone of the waitresses positions." "But I'm a gu.." Enough, go with Carla before I change my mind," Rob cut off Jess. As Jess left the office with Carla he tried once more to say something.Jess was a smart young man but when it came to confrontation, he oftentook the path of least resistance. He was very shy and quiet, often attimes apologetically demure for no reason. He decided to correct Robwhen he returned. Carla led him to a staff locker room. The moment thetwo walked in, Jess could tell no guy of any right mind would work atthis bar. There was no men's locker room. The walls were pastel pink.There were an assortment of vanity mirrors along the sides. Lace andfrills bras, panties, heels, and costumes were everywhere. Carla beginto pull stuff from the rack. Her back was turned to him so he couldn'tsee her but he could make out something baby blue colored. Carla toldhim to enter a dressing nook and to undress. As Jess begin to take offhis clothes he stood.
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