‘Hey Danny,’ I began, yelling across the room. ‘A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the lawyer’s rates. ‘$50.00 for three questions,’ replied the lawyer. ‘Isn’t that awfully steep?’ asked the man. ‘Yes,’ the lawyer replied, ‘and what was your third question?’ ‘That was pretty good, huh?’ ‘Well, it was pretty good when I first heard it — about three years ago,’ Dan muttered under his breath. ‘Okay,’ I continued, undeterred, ‘You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?’ ‘Shoot the lawyer. Twice,’ Dan answered quickly. ‘Heard that one before too, huh?’ I mumbled. ‘So, Dan, who’d you vote for?’ I queried, trying to steer clear of the lawyer joke miasma. Well, no sooner had I launched my innocent obligatory conversational opening than did our resident angry (relatively) young man go ballistic. His eyes bulged and his face reddened as he snapped his scowling visage to face me. ‘Are you. Then I turned Carmen’s head and leaned down and kissed her. Gently, my lips brushed hers. We kissed sweetly, lightly, our tongues dancing fluidly. Our lips clung together softly before I broke the kiss. ‘You’re a wild wild woman, Mrs. G. I would never have thought you were into public fucking,’ I teased her making her aware of the situation. ‘Oh, my God, Ryan,’ Carmen blushed staring up at me, ‘Do you think anybody heard?’ I smiled and said, ‘You were screaming the store down, but don’t fret, I have already taken care of the situation.’ ‘Oh, my….’Carmen replied and after a pause she asked, ‘How did you take care of it?’ ‘I’ve promised the sales clerk a huge sale, so we have to buy a lot of panties and bras,’ I responded flexing my still hard cock inside of my mature lover. ‘Ohhhhh,’ Carmen whispered and the continued, ‘Let’s hurry up, so we can get out of this store.’ ‘Okay, I’ll go and check the store and tell you when it’s save to come out,’ I agreed and pulled my cock out of her..
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