.I love mustard.I had no napkin.I licked it off.It was not mustard.No man ever put a baby down faster.It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding out.With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, “Now you know why they call that fancy mustard Poupon”.When you stop laughing, pass it on.This one is from John A.No one believes seniors ... everyone thinks they are senile.An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up. Apparently, Dale knew just when to get my wife off as he reached under my wife to stimulate her pussy. His cock was deep in her ass and his hand went inside her. It must have drove her wild as she screamed at the top of her voice “fuck me Dale, fuck my ass” as she writhed in pleasure. Her head was buried into the couch cushion as her whole body spasmed from her first orgasm. Dale continued to vigorously run his cock in and out of her ass as she yelled “don’t stop mother fucker, I’m going to cum again”. Then she screamed one last time and collapsed on the couch in exhaustion as wave after wave of pleasure swept over her lithe body. Dale’s cock fell out of her ass and he tore off his rubber. He said “sit up bitch I’m cumming”. My wife sat up and put her head back and opened her mouth wide to receive his sperm. Dale guided his cock over her face and shot wad after wad of white sticky sperm into her mouth and all over her face. She whispered “give me more” as he stroked his cock.
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