We don’t have any corrals for the animals, so you’ll find horses and cattle roaming around. Don’t step in the huzzanga!”Thank Kkaenyne for this one2011 Top 8 IdiotsNumber One IdiotI am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.I told her, that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.Here’s your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.Number Two IdiotEarly this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they. But I didn’t, and this was the reward. She pulled down my pants and I struggled out of them whilst trying to let her keep her hands on my ‘little rocket’, as she called it. She rubbed it and then said “I don’t know – do you want me to, you know, suck you? Or do you want in?”“I, umm, I umm, I, uumm”“Oh fuck it, we’ve got all night. You make sure you come in my mouth, lots of it. I want to know what its like”I was even more lost for words. She opened her mouth, I lifted the blankets so I could watch; she tried to take as much in as possible. She then closed her mouth and let her teeth slide along my shaft and back to the tip. How was I expected to hold on? It didn’t take long. I exploded into her mouth; and there was a lot of it! Not a gallon or something, that’s stupid; but she sat up and said “Dap ws a muthfl!” then she gulped a couple of times and smiled. “Sorry, I said, that was a mouthful; well done” I had passed the first test; she lay on top of me and said “Now you can lick me,.
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