The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner."What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner."If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."This one is compliments of Chuck...A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and. I went to the garage and got our bikes and took them to the workshop, then went back to the garage and got in the car.Heading to the area’s only adult store, I mentally ran a list of what I needed. At the store, I bought a five and a half inch strap-on dildo and a bottle of water based lubricant and a Hitachi Magic Wand. I then headed over to the local hardware store and purchased a couple of those big sponges used for washing your car.Returning home, I went in the house and headed for the kitchen to get a diet Pepsi before going to the workshop. *** “Hi Dean, What do you have in the bag?”“Hi honey, nothing that you need to know about right now.”“Aww, Dean.”“You will see soon enough, Cindy. Wow, you look fantastic in that sundress! Will you have the picnic basket ready, say in about forty five minutes?”“Why thank you, Honey. Yes, it will be ready.”I give her a quick kiss on the cheek, grab the bag and Pepsi as I head out for the workshop. After seeing my wife with her nipples.
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