You open the door to see me standing there complete with camera and suddenly relies who I am.I enter the house asking you were you would like me to set up you say that the lounge will be fine. You go upstairs to get ready and to change into something suitable as your dressing you can feel someone is watching you and out of the corner of your eye you can see me standing at the doorway with my camera trying to hide from your view, you decide to tease me with a. Few extra shots !!! You slowly let the dressing gown drop to the floor Your just Are just wearing a thong which is still damp from earlier.you bend over with your pert arse facing me I can see the outline of your lips and a few whispy hairs you slowly pull your thong to the side exposing your lovely arse hole I snap away with my camera zooming in on your arse and with the other hand I am rubbing my already hard cock.your teasing me by rubbing your fingers along the slit of your pulsing fanny and your arse ! i can smell your cunt. For this, I'll give you twenty years."But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" Okay," said God, "You asked for it."So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. For the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.Life has now been explained to you.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch!This one is compliments of chuckMinnesota Phone CompanyThere was a Minnesota phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of twoNorwegian guys and a team of two Irish.
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