Appearance can be really kinda "what does he/she see in her/him?" but if the personalities click just SO, that's going to be a match for life. I don't care if she's short or tall, fat or skinny, okay, I like my girls with a little meat on their bones, but not so fat they waddle, a happy medium if you get my drift, though I will say the pregnant ones are HOT, I always kinda like to imagine what it's like to be the lucky bastard who got-'em that way, ya know? Anyway, those are all the critical things, though if I were going to "shoot the moon" I'd want her to speak at least three languages and be willing to gently and patiently help me learn them. What was the short answer? "Me."Yeah, I guess that's kinda crude, but dammit all if I don't have one of the worst cases of blue balls ever seen outside a dude who died of exposure! In our culture kissing is expected in romantic relationships, and for ME, if a woman has ever so much as tasted a red wine, kissing leads to drunkenness, which. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to paythe bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?Signed: CluelessDear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're running for President of the United States. Act like one.This one is compliments of ChuckThis is a bit long but it is a worthwhile read.Plumber at the Obama's HouseOnly weeks after leaving office on January 20, 2017, former President Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Troy the Plumber to come out and fix it.Troy drives to President Obama's new house, which is located in a very exclusive, gated community near Chicago where all the residents have a net income of way more than $250,000 per year.Troy arrives and takes his tools into the house. He is led to the guest bathroom that contains the leaky pipe.
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