'Well, ' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy MaryMother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quicklyDUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We. Slowly he opened the door and found himself looking at a drenched head full of dark brown hair. She was gorgeous, yellow bikini top, black gym shorts and looking like she had just stepped out of a wind tunnel. He was so shocked by the sight, he didn't even realize that she was looking at him and waiting for him to say something."I'm sorry, but may I come in?" she half yelled, half screamed as the wind was growing in intensity...Michael finally caught himself and opened the door wider so she could come in. " I'm sorry to barge in, but I had a small accident with my car I'm afraid and well I put it in the ditch out in front of your house." Michael struggled to find his voice, finally after what must have 2 full minutes, he regained his composure and spoke, "I'm sorry, I am just really shocked to see anybody out in this storm...Can I get you a towel?" he said as he went up the stairs to the hall closet. She smiled as she grabbed her hair to wring out some of the water. Michael came.
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